No networking besides ping (ICMP) and docker DNS

I’m trying to run apt-get update from the stock ubuntu:14.04 image, it hangs with

apt-get update
0% [Connecting to archive.ubuntu.com (91.189.92.201)]

ping works, dns resolution seems to work.

The machine also has VMWare installed. El Cap 10.11.4.

Information

pinata diagnose -u
OS X: version 10.11.4 (build: 15E65)
Docker.app: version v1.11.0-beta7
Running diagnostic tests:
[OK] docker-cli
[OK] Moby booted
[OK] driver.amd64-linux
[OK] vmnetd
[OK] osxfs
[OK] db
[OK] slirp
[OK] menubar
[OK] environment
[OK] Docker
[OK] VT-x
Docker logs are being collected into /tmp/20160420-160346.tar.gz
Most specific failure is: No error was detected
Error exec: /usr/bin/curl -L -X PUT -T ‘/tmp/20160420-160346.tar.gz’ -H ‘Host: docker-pinata-support’ -H ‘Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2016 16:03:52 EDT’ -H ‘x-amz-acl: bucket-owner-full-control’ -H ‘Content-type: application/json’ https://docker-pinata-support.s3.amazonaws.com/incoming/2/44637F31-88D6-4DA3-A119-C7111DEE4843/20160420-160346/report.tar: exit 7
diagnose: internal error, uncaught exception:
Misc.Failure

No dockerfile needed, the error can be reproduced interactively. Run apt-get update.

ifconfig on container
ifconfig
eth0 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 02:42:ac:11:00:02
inet addr:172.17.0.2 Bcast:0.0.0.0 Mask:255.255.0.0
inet6 addr: fe80::42:acff:fe11:2/64 Scope:Link
UP BROADCAST RUNNING MULTICAST MTU:1500 Metric:1
RX packets:48 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:0
TX packets:61 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0
collisions:0 txqueuelen:0
RX bytes:4481 (4.4 KB) TX bytes:4702 (4.7 KB)

lo Link encap:Local Loopback
inet addr:127.0.0.1 Mask:255.0.0.0
inet6 addr: ::1/128 Scope:Host
UP LOOPBACK RUNNING MTU:65536 Metric:1
RX packets:0 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:0
TX packets:0 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0
collisions:0 txqueuelen:1
RX bytes:0 (0.0 B) TX bytes:0 (0.0 B)

ifconfig on host
lo0: flags=8049<UP,LOOPBACK,RUNNING,MULTICAST> mtu 16384
options=3<RXCSUM,TXCSUM>
inet6 ::1 prefixlen 128
inet 127.0.0.1 netmask 0xff000000
inet6 fe80::1%lo0 prefixlen 64 scopeid 0x1
nd6 options=1
gif0: flags=8010<POINTOPOINT,MULTICAST> mtu 1280
stf0: flags=0<> mtu 1280
en4: flags=8863<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 1500
options=10b<RXCSUM,TXCSUM,VLAN_HWTAGGING,AV>
ether 0c:4d:e9:9c:3a:90
inet6 fe80::e4d:e9ff:fe9c:3a90%en4 prefixlen 64 scopeid 0x4
inet netmask 0xfffffe00 broadcast 10.99.111.255
nd6 options=1
media: autoselect (1000baseT <full-duplex,flow-control>)
status: active
en0: flags=8823<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 1500
ether 34:36:3b:cf:a0:2c
nd6 options=1
media: autoselect ()
status: inactive
en1: flags=963<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,PROMISC,SIMPLEX> mtu 1500
options=60<TSO4,TSO6>
ether 72:00:08:74:07:70
media: autoselect
status: inactive
en2: flags=963<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,PROMISC,SIMPLEX> mtu 1500
options=60<TSO4,TSO6>
ether 72:00:08:74:07:71
media: autoselect
status: inactive
fw0: flags=8863<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 4078
lladdr 00:0a:27:02:00:5b:5c:4e
nd6 options=1
media: autoselect
status: inactive
p2p0: flags=8802<BROADCAST,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 2304
ether 06:36:3b:cf:a0:2c
media: autoselect
status: inactive
awdl0: flags=8902<BROADCAST,PROMISC,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 1484
ether 2a:0f:fe:e4:70:78
nd6 options=1
media: autoselect
status: inactive
bridge0: flags=8863<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 1500
options=63<RXCSUM,TXCSUM,TSO4,TSO6>
ether 0e:4d:e9:c9:33:00
Configuration:
id 0:0:0:0:0:0 priority 0 hellotime 0 fwddelay 0
maxage 0 holdcnt 0 proto stp maxaddr 100 timeout 1200
root id 0:0:0:0:0:0 priority 0 ifcost 0 port 0
ipfilter disabled flags 0x2
member: en1 flags=3<LEARNING,DISCOVER>
ifmaxaddr 0 port 6 priority 0 path cost 0
member: en2 flags=3<LEARNING,DISCOVER>
ifmaxaddr 0 port 7 priority 0 path cost 0
nd6 options=1
media:
status: inactive
en6: flags=8963<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,PROMISC,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 1500
ether 2a:61:54:b0:80:52
media: autoselect
status: active
bridge100: flags=8863<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 1500
options=3<RXCSUM,TXCSUM>
ether 0e:4d:e9:c9:33:64
inet 192.168.64.1 netmask 0xffffff00 broadcast 192.168.64.255
Configuration:
id 0:0:0:0:0:0 priority 0 hellotime 0 fwddelay 0
maxage 0 holdcnt 0 proto stp maxaddr 100 timeout 1200
root id 0:0:0:0:0:0 priority 0 ifcost 0 port 0
ipfilter disabled flags 0x2
member: en6 flags=3<LEARNING,DISCOVER>
ifmaxaddr 0 port 12 priority 0 path cost 0
nd6 options=1
media: autoselect
status: active
vmnet1: flags=8863<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 1500
ether 00:50:56:c0:00:01
inet 172.16.140.1 netmask 0xffffff00 broadcast 172.16.140.255
vmnet8: flags=8863<UP,BROADCAST,SMART,RUNNING,SIMPLEX,MULTICAST> mtu 1500
ether 00:50:56:c0:00:08
inet 192.168.199.1 netmask 0xffffff00 broadcast 192.168.199.255